Your year in a minute

Happy New Year friends!

Humor me.....

I thought these little one minute video forecasts by Anne Ortelee were fun.
You can send the links to your friends, warning those Cancers and Geminis about their forecasted weight gain and your Aries friends about the crazy about to ensue, YIKES!
Just click the pink link below!

http://www.buzzfeed.com/nowthisnews/2013-horoscopes-all-the-signs-749g

You should know your Sun sign by now, so watch the appropriate video. AND if you know your rising sign, watch that one too (it's of equal importance.)

If you don't know your rising sign,  you can calculate it by the link below if you know your birth time and city. Your rising sign is the Ascendent sign, or the sign coming into the horizon at the exact time and place of your birth.

www.cafeastrology.com

Go to Birth Chart Interpretations

New Year, New Page

Happy New Year's Eve!

Symbolically the new year brings a new fresh white page.  We bring the tools, the crayons, the paints and pencils that we have collected from experience and efforts of the past and then . . .

We create what we WILL!

(Although every single day really brings that clean white page.)


The future isn't set in stone or decided for us; we make choices. (Thus my capitalization of the word WILL)
However, there is energy out there in the Universe guiding us, assisting us, sometimes challenging us in creating the future. Therefore it's often interesting to consult your horoscope. I'll call it fun. I mean some people make stock market type decisions by this stuff. I just use it to validate myself. At the end of the day, these daily, weekly, monthly and yearly horoscopes can give you a little insight into the energy of the present.

For the new year, I have compiled a list sites that I often peruse when I am wondering what the hell is going on up in the sky. Those moments when I ask myself: Why is today so friggin' hard, so peaceful, so boring, so crazy, so energetic, so amazing?  Sometimes the forecasts help validate those questions.

Here are my favorite sites for . . .

Yearly 2013 forecasts
CAFE ASTROLOGY
http://www.cafeastrology.com/2013yearlyhoroscope.html
This site has it all but is a good one for the year ahead.

Monthly forecasts
ASTROLOGY ZONE
www.astrologyzone.com

This site posts monthly horoscopes on the 1st of the month.

A Weekly look ahead plus Daily horoscopes
JONATHAN CAINER

www.jonathancainer.com

Check this site for a short monthly overview, as well as daily horoscopes and once a week - gives you a look at the week ahead for love and general life.

Daily horoscopes
TWITTASCOPE

www.twittascope.com

Your daily horoscope for today, yesterday and tomorrow. You can check it out per sign, OR see what the planets are doing for everyone in general. 

Weekly 'weather', A little more in depth
ANNE ORTELEE

www.anneortelee.com

Posts a weekly weather report on general happenings for everyone in the week ahead....a little more wordy and less 'fun.' But if you are interested to learn more about astrology, this is a great one to check out.

Pisces the Fish

You are last but not least Pisces! (Even though you are known to enjoy feeling sorry for yourself.) Cheer up! You are the final sign of the 12 signs of the zodiac representing death, uh ergh.... better yet, eternity. See! What a nice thing.

Dates: February 19 - March 20

Symbol: Fish
Planet: Neptune
Element: Water
Action: Mutable

And because Pisces comes last, it brings with it a few inherent qualities of all of the signs of the zodiac. Maybe this is why their understanding of people is immeasurable. They are a mutable sign, easily changeable and immensely open minded. With this, they are constantly seeking others to understand them as well.

They aren't know for their drive, aggressiveness or intensity. In fact, the glyph of Pisces symbolizes two fish swimming in opposite directions. These folks often feel pulled in two different directions and can come across as indecisive, dual natured or scattered.

The water in their sign represents emotion and these folks ride emotions like a wave. They are attuned almost psychically to the world,  feel others' sadness or hurt and can almost glamorize suffering to an extent. They are deeply sensitive. But with this sensitivity comes a long list of their talents and interests - healing, art, music, and anything that helps them express what they feel or ushers these fish along in their spiritual journey.

Ruled by Neptune which is the planet of illusion, Pisceans travel in and out of the world of fantasy. This might be their perception of people around them, their goals, or just everyday fantasies. They prefer to see the world in technicolor, even if the truth is just black and white. We can just call them creative thinkers.

The Pisces woman is the most desired woman of all the signs, she is known to go with the flow and have all the positive aspects of passivity.

The Pisces man might retreat into his imaginary world when things get troubled. The world is so much prettier with rose colored glasses.

What a week! Blame the eclipse last week...or prepare to blame the one next week.

This is the reason I started this blog. My good friends and former colleagues would all be chattering about what a tough week they'd had or what weird energy they were feeling and it'd signal in my head something I'd read in astrology. I'd let them know with my very limited understanding, that it was probably a full moon, or Mercury was in retrograde or like last week and next week - there's been / will be an eclipse. We'd all feel validated. 

I just noticed a trend of complaints on social media and from friends, so I thought I'd validate you guys again.....and then we can all just enjoy Thanksgiving. 

Last week on November 13 there was a solar eclipse. 
A solar eclipse is when the Moon passes between Earth and the Sun, blocking out the path between the Sun and the Earth.  The solar eclipse on November 13 lasted about 4 minutes. It took place when the Sun was in Scorpio (we are between the dates of October 23 and November 22 yes?) ....so this eclipse might affect those with Scorpio in their charts the most. 

What does this mean for us on earth? Eclipses are known, in the astrological world, to cause change or maybe stir up some tumultuous activity -  a shake up, something uncomfortable  - but all for the sake of change. Think about an eclipse making the ground shake over here, so you will move over there.  Eclipses usually bring about endings so something new can enter your life. Solar eclipses are always when it is a New Moon (the start of the lunar cycle), which is good for beginnings.

Next week, on November 28, will be another eclipse. Eclipses tend to run in pairs. This time it will be a lunar eclipse. A lunar eclipse is when the Earth comes between the Moon and the Sun blocking out the Sun's light to the Moon (the moon sits in the Earth's shadow). This eclipse will be in Gemini (which will be the sign of the Moon that day) and when the Moon is full. The Moon represents our emotional side, so while the solar eclipse may effect your more outward actions or thoughts, the lunar eclipse could effect your emotions. But in the end, these eclipses are all about change, transformation and shaking things up. What fun!

If I were to get deeper, I'd talk about your individual charts, and where Gemini and Scorpio sit in your charts.....you could play a game of match, trying to see what area of life these eclipses might effect. But I think that's getting a little complicated, because it even confuses me. But don't you doubt I'm about to go look it up for myself. I'll keep you posted on what is changing in my life, although I have a few pretty good ideas. 

The last eclipses were May 20 and June 4 of this year. I don't know what you all were doing but I was in the process of preparing to resign from my job of 9.5 years to start my own business. I'd call that a shake up! 

Here's a site that gives eclipses a little more explanation, if you'd like to read up on it.
http://www.cafeastrology.com/lunationseclipses.html

If  you are an over achiever and want the detailed explanation, check out
www.anneortelee.com

Aquarius the Water Bearer

You may as well consider them the time travelers, because that Aquarian you've met has one foot set in the future, maybe even two feet. His most valuable possessions are his thoughts and those are kept safely light years ahead of yours.

Dates: January 20 - February 18
Symbol: Water Bearer
Element: Air
Planet: Uranus
Action: Fixed


I'm gonna be honest. No matter how much I read up on Aquarius, I can't quite grasp what they are really about. Maybe that has to do with what I said above? How can I possibly understand an Aquarius or what they represent when they are light years ahead of the rest of us? I'm gonna try to lay it out, as best I understand. Bear with me here.

Aquarians are people of the mind and are best in their element when analyzing and unearthing information about people, places, things, topics, ideas, varieties of grapefruits, taboo religions,  nebulous philosophies and anything else you can possibly think of. Their thoughts are progressive, but not really tied down to logic necessarily. You might challenge them to an argument or a debate, but their way of thinking will probably lose you at some point because their mind pulses on its own wavelength. They are fascinated by the undefined and will spend a lot of time picking it apart.

The one thing that ties them down and helps us to define these potentially quirky folks are their opinions and ideas. THOSE are fixed, as in, you ain't gonna change their minds. Some call it stubborn; astrology calls it a fixed sign. They'll be quick to tell you what they think and why they think it, but really have no interest to try to sway you to join their side. They 'get' that everyone operates differently and have no ego attached to trying to get people to buy into their way of being. Maybe this is why they are know to be great humanitarians. They have a true understanding of what makes people unique. And with this, they tend to collect themselves many friends.

Personality wise, Aquarius can come across as aloof and emotionally detached. As an air sign, they operate with their minds and don't tend to be emotional or dramatic. This could be mistaken for cold when they are just being objective. But then   they'll randomly and passionately veer off the beaten track onto some new interest or hobby because of a new fangled idea they have picked up on their journey of the mind. There is a fine line between genius and crazy town and the Aquarian mind straddles it.

Aquarius men tend to like mysterious women. It gives him a good brain workout to try and figure them out.

She's generous and has many friends, but you'll first and foremost keep your Aquarian woman interested by feeding her mind.

Mercury in retrograde and the hanging chad.

Does this short planetary phrase "Mercury in retrograde" sound familiar? It's become about as familiar and not understood as the full moon.

Mercury is retrograde today....November 6, USA election day.
Every astrological website I have been reading is talking about this 'Mercury in retrograde' falling on election day and what it possibly could mean for voting and the results.

So let me start with WHAT it is... The phenomenon of Mercury in retrograde (ie moving backwards) is only an optical illusion which means the planet Mercury slows down and seemingly goes backwards in comparison to Earth. Think about two trains speeding along at the same speed when one slows down. It APPEARS to go backwards. Well Mercury slows down on it's speeding tracks and stations tonight around 6pm.

The planet Mercury rules communications among other things, so it is said ...(astrologically that is)....that when Mercury moves backwards, communications go haywire. Cell phones, computers, conversations, contracts: It's a terrible time for communication!  Conversely, it is a GOOD time to back to old jobs, old relationships, or any anything that involves going back over old ground. But I digress.....here is why I am telling you this TODAY of all days.

Let's examine, in 5 words or less, the election of 2000 - Bush / Gore - hanging chads - Florida - you remember right? Well Mercury was in retrograde on that election day. IN-TUH-REST-ING! I'd call that some messed up communicating! You with me? So in summary, the websites I have been perusing have suggested that a similar communication malfunction may happen today and effect the election just like 2000. We shall see I guess.....

For more in Mercury in retrograde, check out this link:
http://www.cafeastrology.com/mercuryretrograde.html

Why yes, today IS a full moon.

Are your senses tingling? Are people looking crazy eyed?
So THIS time, yes it IS a full moon.

Today's full moon is in Taurus. Remember how I mentioned that the moon changes signs every few days. The moon is the celestial body closest to the earth - its orbit is smaller, thus it changes signs faster than say, Jupiter or other farther away planets. Well anyway, it's in Taurus today.

Full moons in certain signs can signify certain things. Let's flip back to my post about the sign of Taurus....earthy and solid. (Stay tuned, because I am gonna overuse the word earth in this post.) This moon will be a grounding moon. It will probably shine a practical reality on your life or a situation. Taurus is not about imagination, depth or dreams. Taurus is about worth, earthly possessions, sensuality (things you can experience with your earthly physical body) and because ruled by Venus, relationships.  You may get clarity on what in your life has a more practical earthly value, what you should keep, what you should toss. You could want to experience physical things - think about taste, touch, sight - so get a massage, make a delicious meal or go hang out in nature.

Another thing about Full moons . . . while they highlight one sign (this time Taurus), they also stand opposite another sign (Taurus's opposite sign is Scorpio). If you are a Taurus, you may feel this full moon more than other signs. Also, if you are Scorpio, you may feel challenged by this full moon since it stands in opposition to you. Check out CafeAstrology.com's post below explaining more. But the gist: these two signs will work to balance each other out. Taurus is stable solid and here on earth while Scorpio is deep, transformative and relating to the 'other side'. You'll feel both pulling on each other.
http://www.cafeastrology.com/thisweekinastrology.html

Speaking of the other side.....Here is something else kind of awesome and creepy and um, AWESOME. It is said that this time of year, the veil between the worlds in the thinnest. This kind of explains the timing of Halloween right? So now is a good time to commune with the other side, your past lives, those that have passed away, your guides on the other side.....get a little spiritual! If you run into someone that you've never met but just seems SO familiar, don't brush it aside - maybe it's a spiritual connection!